No More Answering the Door...

grass roots guy: "blah blah blah..donate or sign your name in support"

me: "I can't donate at this time, but I can sign my name to help out your working america campaign"

grass roots guy: "anything helps, where do you work?"

me: "Oh I have no job"

grass roots guy: "Well that's what we're trying to help, blah blah blah..."

me: "mhmm..." 

grass roots guy: "so most people donate $36 dollars a year, that only comes to $3 a month and that I KNOW you can do"

me cutting in: "Welp, I spent my $3 this month and I think my local bartender would put up a good fight for my $3 donation next month as well"

*I shut the door to a still talking campaigner*
Guess I shouldn't be irritated by the pushy direct marketing people, at least they're workin.


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