Doug,

I know that you are seen as being gross and vile and I can't help but agree 99% of the time.  The nature of your business has horrible odors, usually accentuated by stagnant airflow in a humid environment.  I don't appreciate being bothered by your flies and lines of impatient friends who also are tempted by your services.   But that 1% is the echoing sound, amplifying and supporting, pure satisfaction in situations of weakness.  Today I commend you, 1%.  Cheers, to another uncomfortable situation, where you come to my aid, building my experience to look beyond the 99%.  

Until we meet again Mr. Port-O-Potty,